I'm feeling a bit down.
I'm thinking if a few of you could donate large sums of money to me toward the purchase of a HUMMER H2, then my spirits would be greatly lifted. Why do I need a HUMMER H2? Well, I use a knee scooter at work to take the the weight off of my feet so they don't hurt as much. The HUMMER H2, would allow me to easily transport my knee scooter to and from work. Also, it would fit nicely in two disabled parking spots.
We'll get right on that, Major!
Meanwhile, I could do with a Polynesian cruise where I could swim and snorkel daily in the warm, clear water. A bit of sun would do my skin good. How about throwing into my cruise fund?
Well, how did you know that I needed a good laugh today? You have come to the wrong place for donations, honey! Good luck, better find some folks with deeper pockets!
Does it have to be Polynesia, Seenie? We are booked for Jan. to Honduras and Belize... Have a quad Disabled cabin. Don't think I'll go though. Strange as at may sound I'd sooner make the 12 hour drive to vegas with a buddy than the 4 hour flight and airport crap to Houston. My wife daughter and her mother in law will prolly go though. My daughter spend her 20th birthday in Belize with us and has been scouring for another cruise that will have her there for her 30th..
Hey no worry Major just send me your bank account number and passwords, I'll take care of it......
Good luck climbing in and out of that Hummer H2 when you're having a flare up.
Everyone here is so supportive. :).
That's why I keep coming back.
Nice, you might as well go big if you are gonna try at all! Thanks for the laugh, although if you posted it on Facebook you never know, some crazy millionaire might take you up on it.
:>) first smile of my day THANKS..